Castle District Cszenaniganery (or) "Buda, we are IN you!"

Lots of pictures. Lots of fun. You all are lucky we're such an attractive couple or else the lack of scenery photos would be annoying. XD

ooo bubblesz!

Faux toes.

Numbered:

1. Brefkast.
2. SPHINX!! Sphinx.
3. Whatever you do, do NOT look at Brian's gaping man purse. I said DON'T! godDAMMIT.
4. FREDDY.
5. As we listen to the pitter patter of rain on the tin of our Budpesti rooftop apartment, we survey the weird backgammon board/mess we've made, wishing we had a maid to muss. Hungarian coins make shitty game pieces. Six hundred ninety five forints for a tallboy of overproofed cider x3 or so? Plus really terrible brandy. Needn't say more.

Needn't we?

Well?

I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak louder. You're rather far away.

One.

Things we have consumed in the past 24 hours:

Wasabi poofs, one 1-quart ziplocful
Two Gyros (probably chicken)
Onion bread, one half loaf
Russian sparkling wine (still working on this one)
3x Tallboys dry Hungarian lager
Black Ossetian caviar, two-thirds of one very small jar (cost: 369 Hungarian forint, or US $1.64)
Pastries obtained from a just-opening bakery at 5am, on our way back from drinking aforementioned lagers on the Danube (see photo): 1x cheesy bun, and 1x lemon creme & nutella thing, hot from the oven, flaky beyond belief, pretty much the best thing either of us have ever eaten in our lives.
One small wheel of Camembert
One half sausage of unknown content
One half package of Spanish back bacon
One half container of German "berries of the forest" yogurt with muesli

Total cost: approx. $25 USD

Livin' large.